Woman Gives Boyfriend Quarantine Haircut That’s so Bad He’s Forced to Go Bald
Things have started to get a little crazy, to say the least. As we are all well aware, we're currently in the midst of a global pandemic. Some people have decided this is the perfect time to document their growing delirium, because why the hell not? And one man decided quarantine was the perfect time to let his hair down... literally.
Thinking of getting a loved one to give you a quarantine haircut?
Is all this bad news getting you down?
Empty shelves on the left, and hoarders to the right. Having to get creative with the toilet paper situation?
If only there was something to lighten the mood.
Well, you’re in luck…
People have been posting their lives under self-quarantine.
And it’s better than you could ever imagine.
We've passed the point of no return.
We’ve hit that point in human history where the only way history books will be able to document the great pandemic of 2020 is through these hilarious online stories.
Because we're all staying home, and we're all going crazy.
Hey, at least we’re not alone…?
What a way to start...
This guy has definitely lost it. We just wonder if he’ll put them all back in for his next project. Now that we‘d like to see.
Routine is everything.
Even if that means compromising your usual route.
A royal flush...
Such high stakes…why would you risk it all?
We did it, we reached peak madness.
If something did make sense, this wouldn’t be it.
But one man decided self-isolation wasn't just the time for madness ...
It was the time to experiment with his appearance, too!
While stuck at home during quarantine...
One man decided now was the time to allow his girlfriend to experiment with his hair. And the results were amazing.
Cory Pendergastare and his girlfriend Emily are feeling it, too.
Like any responsible citizen, they’ve been social isolating for the past few weeks.
And when Cory needed a trim...
Emily stepped up.
Cory is clear on what he wants.
A quick tidy up – but nothing too dramatic.
But it seems Emily didn't get the memo.
As she quickly gets a little too scissor-happy.
"Honey that's too much!"
It’s clear Cory is very worried about what he’s let himself in for.
And with good reason.
This is not the look.
Although Emily doesn't seem too worried.
And, in fact, seems to find the whole thing hilarious.
And at least the video has brought the world some much-needed joy.
Emily told Buzzfeed, “It has been nice hearing that the video has been a fun distraction for those who need a good laugh during a time like this.” Want more hilarious hair mishaps? Scroll on.
Tiger King is huge!
And it is perhaps the most binge-able Netflix show to date.
Netflix's docuseries, Tiger King gives us a majestic insight into the captivity of big cats here in America.
The 7-part series retells the story of a war between a very flamboyant tiger owner named Joe Exotic and his enemy, a Florida-based animal activist named Carole Baskin.
But it isn't just about the tigers and lions...
It is mostly about the scandalous lives of these people in America’s big cat community… and we cannot get enough.
There was a lot of drama over the years...
And Joe Exotic seemed to really have it in for Carole Baskin, with footage showing him repeatedly wishing death upon her and describing how he would like to kill her. Yikes.
The show takes things to a whole new level...
And it has already been branded as “bonkers” by viewers but that certainly doesn’t mean it isn’t binge-worthy.
Who knew there was such a large cult of exotic animal hoarders in the US?
And who knew there was so much rivalry and hate?
But people seem to be forgetting that this is based on real-life...
And when Joe’s life gradually began to spiral out of control, he landed himself into some deep trouble.
Joe is an openly gay man...
And after he married both John Finlay and Travis Maldonado in a 3-way ceremony, both of his husbands gradually deteriorated with drug use and mental health problems. Travis tragically took his own life after he made claims that he wasn’t at all gay, and Joe had simply hoodwinked him by fueling his addictions.
And after this marriage tragically fell apart...
Joe himself fell into a downward spiral and his obsession with Carole and her husband grew even bigger.
And last year, things took a turn for the worst.
Joe was sentenced to twenty-two years in prison for attempting to have Carole murdered.
He hired a hitman to take Carole out whilst she was biking down a deserted bike path...
But the FBI became involved and they thankfully managed to put a stop to this dangerous plan.
Many viewers believe that Joe belongs in prison after his alarming behavior...
And of course, the internet is now a Tiger King minefield.
The memes have been flooding in...
And even though this is poking fun at real-life events, we cannot get enough during our COVID-19 lockdown. You can read the full list of all the best Tiger King memes at the end…
And we must say...
Tiger King couldn’t have possibly come at a better time.
And it seems there's still more left in the canon...
There have been endless rumors about a supposed extra episode of the show.
Luckily for us...
The rumors are true! Netflix confirmed the news of the hotly-awaited extra episode.
The new episode is titled The Tiger King and I.
According to the streaming service, it will feature interviews with John Reinke, Joshua Dial, John Finlay, Saff, Erik Cowie, Rick Kirkman, and Jeff and Lauren Lowe.
The episode will be hosted by Joel McHale.
And is being dubbed an “after show” to the hit series.
Fans are excited by the news, to say the least.
Our prayers truly have been answered.
A new theory has also been doing the rounds.
And many fans of the show genuinely believe what it says about Carole Baskin’s first husband.
They think her husband is...
They think her husband is… high-key conman and Las Vegas lothario Jeff Lowe. One of the men who helped the authorities put Joe Exotic behind bars
Posting to Facebook.
One fan of the show wrote:
Do you believe it?
There’s a few big flaws in the conspiracy theory, such as that their ages don’t add up – but many people still like the idea of it… What do you think?
But all good things must come to an end.
And Tiger King has just, and literally just, been dethroned as Netflix’s most popular show.
It lasted 25 days.
After a mega 25 days on top, Tiger King has now been slain! And there’s a new king in town.
And it's such a weird one.
So what has replaced Tiger King. A new true-crime series? A gritty documentary on prison reform? No.
It's Despicable Me!
Yeah. Honestly. Tiger King has just been wiped off the number one spot by none other than light-hearted 2010 comedy, Despicable Me.
I don't quite know what to say.
But you know what, I might just watch Despicable Me tonight.