You Can Now Get a Device That Shocks Your Spouse When They Snore
Everyone knows that sleeping next to a snorer can make you well and truly dread bedtime. But now, it looks like there could be a saving grace. There's a new device on the market that promises to solve all your snoring-related problems. Keep scrolling to find out more about the handy device. But first, let's take a look at some hilarious tweets that you'll relate to if you sleep next to a snorer...
This is impossible.
If only he could be awake 100 percent of the time. Maybe you should take up snoring!
We get it. You’re good at sleeping. Do you have to rub it in?
That’s true love right there, folks. Also, they are not joking about the smothering.
This is smart!
Now you can keep track of your progress. Maybe go for a new record tonight?
One small favor.
This is nicer than I would be. I would tell them to sleep in another room.
A taste of their own medicine.
How do you like that?! Pretty hard to sleep, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!
Well, dogs are adorable and you can train them to do tricks. Does your husband do any tricks?
It's a process.
They might wake up and stop briefly after step six, but you better believe you’re going to be right back at step one once they fall back to sleep.
Keep that pillow handy.
I’m convinced that pillows were invented as weapons first and as sleep aids second. By someone whose partner snored, obviously.
I can tell.
You should probably start preparing now. Start working out so you can roll him over. Get a recording device, or invest in some earplugs.
It was only a dream.
It’s like I could feel the sound of gravel being ground. Almost as if it was happening right next to my ear. Weird, huh?
Charge 'em up!
If my partner snored, you better believe I would have a pair of noise-canceling headphones. And a backup pair.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a self-aware snorer. Why do you think that is?
What a difference 15 years makes.
Although, honestly, I think 15 years is pretty generous. I’ve only been married for 1 year, and I would absolutely say the second sentence if necessary.
It didn’t help though, did it? Of course, it didn’t.
This is important.
Who cares about the genotype? This should probably be the first question, honestly.
You can’t blame snorers for snoring. They can’t help it! Of course, the same can be said for whatever you do in retaliation.
It's so true.
And the other person secretly records the snoring, obviously. That’s when you know it’s true love.
Critics called it a bit of a snoozefest. Also, spoiler alert: nothing the man did worked.
Anyone who has tried to sleep next to a snoring person knows that it is, in fact, possible to hate someone when they’re asleep. It’s not even that hard!
They're all guilty!
Are you a man? Then you probably snore! And you probably complain about it!
This is very wise.
This reads to me like some kind of proverb. The loudest snorer sleeps first. The non-snorer never sleeps.
There's always a limit.
That’s a very nice way of thinking about it! But I’m glad you realize there’s a limit to how gracious any one person can be when it comes to snoring.
Keeping the love alive!
Who says it’s hard to keep the romance alive after marriage?
Wait a second.
Now, where have I heard this one before? That’s right. From someone who snores.
They're both awful!
I don’t know if I’m willing to go that far. But they are both super awful!
You’ve got some explaining to do, my friend! Best of luck to you.
Communication is important!
You might as well have a full conversation with them. They’re not going to be waking up any time soon.
Nicely warmed up?
Well, there’s a new device on the market that promises to solve all your snoring-related problems.
Introducing The Somnibel Pro Solution.
It is supposedly lightweight, comes with a hypoallergenic adhesive, and claims to put an end to the snoring once and for all.
How does it work?
The device sticks to your forehead, and when you roll on your back it shocks you to encourage you to roll back over onto your side.
Yes, it sounds slightly extreme...
But sometimes you’ve gotta do what you gotta do. And if this is what it takes to put an end to all those sleepless nights then so be it!
And of course, many have their doubts.
We’re sure that there are a lot of people out there who will agree that people can snore no matter what position they’re sleeping in.
Either way, if you're feeling desperate...
You could certainly give it a go. You can check out the device here.
This husband decided to shred some cheese.
Only the “block” of cheese he decided to shred was actually a bunch of cheese slices meant for sandwiches. You can still put a slice of cheese on your sandwich, but it’s missing a corner.
This husband is asking for trouble:
OK, this is pretty funny. Until your wife needs the lint roller and you end up with the role of “lint roller retriever” for the rest of the day.
Want a bagel?
This guy didn’t just want a bagel. He needed a bage– immediately.
Step one: preheat the oven.
On the bright side, your oven is preheated. Unfortunately, you can never use it again without being accompanied by the smell of scorched plastic.
This is cruel.
Anyone who does this better prepare themselves for retribution. It will be swift and painful.
If only boxes were easier to open.
They should really consider putting flaps or something on boxes like this. It’d make life so much easier.
There’s only one solution here. You have to make him drink all of the open jugs of milk. Please film it for science.
Hey, one step at a time, ya know? Maybe after this, he’ll graduate to putting the toilet seat down.
So long, munchies.
If this ever happened at our house, I would immediately call a family meeting. This is simply unacceptable.
Where's the cream cheese filling?
Never underestimate the talents of someone who really, really doesn’t want to take an extra 15 seconds to put something in the recycling bin. They are dedicated to their cause.
An eggception to the rule.
Usually, I’d agree with the wife in this situation. Take things out in order. In this case, however, I think he might be trying to keep the carton balanced so it doesn’t flop out of your hand when you take it out of the fridge. I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Squeeze from the bottom!
I have two pieces of advice I give to every couple I know. First, get a king size comforter for your queen size bed. Second, have separate tubes of toothpaste. Both will save you lots of grief.
OJ Oh No!
Why open something the easy way when you can mangle the container instead?
This is a cursed image.
OK, this one is really getting to me. You might want to see an exorcist or something.
The painter we deserve.
You know what? Props to the guy for going along to the wine and paint night. It’s not like they need two bad versions of the same painting.
The holidays are right around the corner! In case my husband ever reads this article, please do not do this to me. I beg of you!
Behind every woman wandering aimlessly around a Michael’s, there’s a man rearranging the wood letters into desperate cries for help. It’s universal.
Not exactly what I meant.
Although you’ve got to admit, the kid looks comfy! I give him three out of five stars.
Jabba the Pot Pie.
This poor pot pie has clearly been through a lot. I imagine the wife’s face had a similar disappointed look upon seeing her husband’s handiwork.
I will never judge anyone for their inability to fold a fitted sheet. It is impossible to do. No one in the history of time has ever been able to fold one, actually.
Hey, he tried! At least he didn’t try to cut your hair!
What a monster!
This one breeds grounds for divorce in 12 different U.S. states. This guy better sleep with one eye open.
Baby shower gift bag? Close enough.
It’s not like the baby can read. As long as the gift is good, I think you’re in the clear.
Think this'll work?
If you’ve ever dealt with an ant infestation, you know how important it is to keep spirits high. You might have to make tiny signs for your ant traps in order to keep going
At least he left a note!
And that’s why I’m still wearing my pajamas and will probably never wear any other clothes from the closet ever, ever again.
Not a very happy birthday.
This was clearly done with malicious intent, so I’m not going to let it get to me. Agh! I can’t ignore it!
You married a monster.
Plenty of picky eaters ask for the crusts to be removed. Not many seek the crusts out specifically.
This made my eye twitch.
On the one hand, the shirt is hung up. On the other hand, this is clearly a disaster.
What are the chances that he did this to annoy you? Pretty high. Looks like it worked!
That is some VERY secure bread.
Everyone knows the twist and tuck method is superior to all other methods of bread bag closure. What is he trying to protect the bread against?! Be sure to share this with your husband!